What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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