marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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