Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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