even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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