Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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