I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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