I hate your face
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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