he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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