3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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