I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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