dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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