If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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