the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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