It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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