How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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