Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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