you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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