Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
