So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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