I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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