Duck Duck Cougar?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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