You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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