a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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