I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
only you would photoshop your dick
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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