never play flip cup with pint glasses
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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