Dual....:-)
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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