Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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