my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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