I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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