I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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