We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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