I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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