is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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