Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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