just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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