you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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