let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
