Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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