Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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