I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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