god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
my vag is so smooth its legendary
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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