Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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