he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
COCAINE IS GR8
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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