it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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