If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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