They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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