:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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