Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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