it's like her boobs came off with her bra
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Holy sore nipples Batman
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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