My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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