is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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