Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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