Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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