Im at strip club and am horny
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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